Jul 1Member-onlyA Thought Experiment For An Awful 4th of JulyThings feel “over” in the United States right now. The truth is both better and worse than that. — Sitting on a park bench That’s older than my country — Minus The Bear, “Absinthe Party At The Fly Honey Warehouse” Right now, in the United States, things feel over. This is not a sentiment exclusively held by one or another subset of society — it’s pretty damn near ubiquitous…America9 min read
Jun 8Member-onlyThe Metaverse Pretends That Life Is A Game. That’s The Whole Problem.Do you remember gamification? I do. As does, I imagine, anyone else who was avidly following the rise of silicon valley social tech companies like Facebook from about, say, 2010 to 2016, the last moment when said companies were still generally portrayed in the…Metaverse14 min read
Mar 14Member-onlyMark Zuckerberg Says He’s Living in The Future. That’s The Whole Problem.At a staff meeting last month, Mark Zuckerberg reportedly unveiled the newly updated Company Values for The Company Formerly Known As Facebook. You can read all about the values for yourself here, along with “what it’s like working at Meta and what makes us different from other companies.” TL;DR: Move…Mark Zuckerberg12 min read
Feb 9Member-onlyWhy the Rise of “Snowflakes” is a Silicon Valley Story“The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with…Snowflake11 min read
Published in OneZero·Jan 5Member-onlyWho Does Mark Zuckerberg Have To Hurt To Get The Elizabeth Holmes Treatment?Holmes only went to trial because she inconvenienced and embarrassed powerful people — Shortly after the jury in the Elizabeth Holmes trial began its deliberations last month, I sat down and wrote the following: I want to ask a question that I’m not seeing enough people discussing: if Holmes is on trial for defrauding investors about her service, why isn’t that the case…Elizabeth Holmes5 min read
Dec 26, 2021Member-onlyWhy Elizabeth Holmes Was On Trial and Mark Zuckerberg Wasn’tUpdate: this story was primarily written before the Holmes verdict was delivered. What’s written below stands. As of this writing, we have no idea how the Elizabeth Holmes trial will end. (Nor do we know just yet when it will end.) I’m not qualified, nor interested, in forecasting the outcome…Elizabeth Holmes9 min read
Nov 5, 2021Member-onlyIf Mark Zuckerberg Means What He Says About “The Metaverse” We’re In Far Worse Shape Than We ThoughtWhat if God was one of us? — Joan Osbourne, One Of Us They “trust me.” Dumb fucks. — Mark Zuckerberg’s first recorded communication about Facebook Facebook, or Meta, or whatever Mark Zuckerberg is electing to call it this week, is now allegedly a “Metaverse company.” What does that mean…Facebook11 min read
Mar 15, 2021Member-onlyAn Open Letter To Facebook’s Public Relations TeamDear Facebook Public Relations Team, Last week, I was wasting my life like so many others, seeing what shenanigans my feed would serve up, when I saw this:Facebook6 min read
Published in The Startup·Jan 27, 2021Member-onlyWhy The Google Workers Union Was Good News — But Not Great News…YetOn the morning of Monday, January 4th, welcome news came to all who have a stake in changing the silicon valley tech giants — which is to say, everyone with a stake in how our democracy and economy functions: a new union for Google/Alphabet workers had launched. The following week…Google7 min read
Published in The Startup·Nov 26, 2020Member-onlyWeird Virtual Thanksgiving: The Tech Workers Trying to Save It (and Tech CEOs Who Don’t Care)(Note: this essay is adapted from a presentation made by the author at IEEE’s ISTAS2020 — it can be viewed here.) If you’re reading this in the United States, it’s statistically quite likely that you were traveling for the Thanksgiving holiday around this time last year, and are now staying…Thanksgiving10 min read